"Here is what I know. There is only one man crazy enough to take on the Debache. If you even think about crossing him, we're screwed. We'll all die."
"What are you talking about? The Debache is a band of misfits; they're not dangerous."
"Not dangerous? You're way off chief. First of all, it's a secret organization of powerful geniuses, not a 'band of misfits' as you say. And what the bejesus? How can they not be dangerous—they shoot lasers out of their eyes."
"You're right. I'm an ass."
These are the things that happen when your riding Caltrain.