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Jan 8, 2004
These are the names I have given to the most common types of bad haircuts I seem to get. I don’t know what it is about barbers and my hair, other guys walk out of the shop with a regular cut but I get:
The Hair Yarmulka
The Tennis Ball
The Biz Mullett
Right now, I am experiencing a grown-in version of #3 and it is having an effect on my mind. I need to finish this book by the end of January but I just keep wanting to say, “Goddammit woman!” and “I tell you what.” Must... find... barber... shop.