Internet guy who believes in the triumph of humanity with a little help from technology. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Dec 30, 2003
Being Jennifer Garrett: "Cry every day during the holidays. Weep openly in front of your family. Maybe it will get you sympathy or, at the very least, more presents. Don't be forced to break down alone in your car while Coldplay is on. Learn from my mistakes."