Jun 12, 2003

MY UNITED BLOGS OF WHATEVER
Modified lyrics by Biz Stone
(from a three-margarita lunch with Jen Garrett)

I went over to Kottke.org and read Jason’s post, he was, like, all "Usability,"
And I was like, "Whatever."
Then I click over to Megnut and she's all like, "Hey, why does iced coffee cost more?"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever."
So later I'm at the Scripting News and Dave is blogging and he's like, "Standards,"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever."

Coz these are my United Blogs of Whatever,
And these are my United Blogs of Whatever,
And these are my United Blogs of Whatever.

And then it's three a.m. and I'm on Metafilter, reading through some comments,
This dude writes something and he's like, "Hey, pancakes," I'm like, "Yeah, whatever."
Then I'm working on Sideblogger.com,
Shellen comes up and is like, "Hey, I thought I told you..."
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever."
And then up comes Evhead, I'm like, "Yo, Evhead, what's up?"
He's like, "Nothin," and I'm like, "That's cool."

Coz these are my United Blogs of Whatever,
And these are my United Blogs of Whatever.

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