May 14, 2003

My sister is going on vacation so I’m going to her house tonight. She’s gonna tell me how to take care of Bella (a greyhound), Winnie (a really nervous greyhound), Buddy (a cat prone to obesity), Una (a small, low-to-the-ground cat), and Fluffy? Scratchy? Critter? I can’t remember the third cat’s name. I have no idea. I forgot my address the other day too. I was going to ask my doctor about that but I forgot. Nice. I am a photic sneezer and I can’t remember anything. Two clear signs of genius.

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