Internet guy who believes in the triumph of humanity with a little help from technology. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Jun 16, 2002
I went to Cape Cod this weekend. I fell into a cranberry bog and almost died. Actually, that didn't happen, but somehow me almost drowning in a mushy pond filled with sour little fruits is funny isn't it? It's funny to you that I could perish at any moment. Yeah, real funny. Laugh it up.