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Jan 31, 2002
Michael Anthone Jacobs: "I'm not cut out to be a criminal, I'm just a nice, cool guy." In a heist attempt earlier this month, Jacobs dropped and broke his fake gun at a Walgreens' drugstore. Then, "He stopped, picked up the pieces, and ran out." At least he cleans up after himself, he's got that going for him in court.