Internet guy who believes in the triumph of humanity with a little help from technology. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Dec 24, 2001
Last night I dreamed that Major League Baseball wanted me to play for one of their teams but they were only offering $27,000 a year. I was struggling with the decision and asking various people for advice. I've never played baseball but I wasn't too worried about that. I was, however, concerned that I couldn't find my shoes anywhere and I wondered if I'd be able to find a good plastic glove. Before I woke up I decided I would ask for $37,000 and just go for it if they accepted.