Internet guy who believes in the triumph of humanity with a little help from technology. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Oct 15, 2001
We were at the beach yesterday hanging out and having a picnic and I saw a dolphin. At first, I thought it was a shark but then I used my supervision to detect minute hairs—a sure sign of mammalian lifeforms. So I went swimming. It's seems weird to swim in October. Nevertheless, I swam.