Internet guy who believes in the triumph of humanity with a little help from technology. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Oct 16, 2001
It seems as though I may have to become an Evil Genius. But I'm afraid if I try to grow a goatee, I'll just look like a minor league baseball player—rather than a proper arch-nemisis. Maybe a cape would do the trick. Plus, I'd have to consult with my staff at Genius Labs because it would be required that they all become evil as well. I'll look into it.