Internet guy who believes in the triumph of humanity with a little help from technology. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Sep 22, 2001
In elementary school my friend held up a tater-tot and said, "These are good, what are they called?" I didn't know what they were called so I said, "Franklins." Years later, in high school, somebody called me out. But to this day I still think, "Mmm... Franklins," whenever I eat those crunchy little potato nuggets.