Internet guy who believes in the triumph of humanity with a little help from technology. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Jul 31, 2001
Because they sold ten million bottles of "EZ Squirt Blastin' Green Ketchup" in seven months, Heinz is rolling out their new EZ Squirt Funky Purple Ketchup. Yeah! More crappy, nasty stuff! We're Americans, we need vast quantities of stupid, plastic jugs of green and purple slop. This is what we're all about. More! More! More! At least nothing's being slaughtered to make the "tomato" based ooze.