Jul 31, 2000
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Jul 25, 2000
Weird. I was just listening to some freaky alternative music from mp3.com and I noticed my CD drive was ajar so I snapped it in. Suddenly my Elmore James CD started playing at the same time as the "Land of Dreams" mp3. I think the combined sonic effect penetrated the inner workings of my obdula oblangata. I could be wrong, but I think I can communicate with dolphins now.
I dumped all my clothes at the Morgan-Memorial today. Next I will drive huge carloads of stuff to the take-and-leave. It's all part of my master plan for a "Non-Move" to New York. If I get rid of almost everything, I can just take the train to Penn and that will be my move. Some may say this plan is flawed. We shall have to wait and see.
Jul 24, 2000
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Jul 18, 2000
I somehow screwed up the inner workings of my blogger. Somehow the "edit" link at the end of the entry just below this one is fused with another link. As a result, I cannot delete the post in question and it is causing some minor mayhem. It could be worse, I could have accidentally left a Q-tip in my ear and then opened the bathroom door into it. I also could have accidentally spread Ben Gay in some "unsuggested" areas. I didn't do either of those things so I guess I'm "OK".
I'm linking to my own site. I'm crazy! Actually, it may seem like exaclty the same site to you. In fact in may even be the same site -- to you. But I assure you it is quite different. Oh yes. Quite. Don't believe me? Click
Jul 17, 2000
ignore Before they were demolished, I went to a movie at the "Airport Cinemas" on Cape Cod. I ordered a GIANT pink lemonade and found myself a nice seat. During the previews I lifted the "cup" for a drink and it lost structural integrity. The hull collapsed, resulting in a 1.2 gallon deluge of icy cold beverage in my lap. I didn't stay for the movie!
Jul 15, 2000
I went to the cafe car and asked for a bagel -- no cream cheese, not heated. The cafe car lady couldn't fathom it. Jelly? She asked. No thanks, I said. She shook her head in disbelief the way somebody does after their neighbor's house burns down. How come she didn't bat an eyelid when the kid before me ordered two vodkas for breakfast? Weird.
Jul 14, 2000
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Jul 10, 2000
I got the replacement TV today. Cracked on top and totally incompatable with my DVD player that Greg got me for my birthday. I have to get some kind of "adapter" if I want to hook it up. I went to Radio Shack but they didn't care. Maybe I'll just skip the whole thing and make my own puppet shows.
Jul 9, 2000
Mary P. Jacob's Tactical Nuclear Slide Rule. "The invention described herein may be manufactured, used, and licensed by or for the U.S. Government for governmental purposes without the payment to me of any royalty thereon." What about Supertectonics Labs, Mary? Former disgruntled employee.
Jul 7, 2000
Jul 3, 2000
I ordered a new TV from Amazon.com and it came here all busted and wacked out and smacked around. I think UPS interrogated it somewhere in Georgia, trying to get answers as to my various governmental relations. It was really roughed up, but I think it only gave out it's brand, size and tracking number. Good man.