Apr 30, 2000
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Apr 18, 2000
WCRB runs an ad every once in a while for visiting Cape Cod, "Spec-tac-u-lar in Springtime". It is so bad. When it comes on, reality is displaced and I am sickly compelled to jam to the jingle with ridiculous gusto. I close my eyes really tight untill see fizzy stars and gyrate myself all over the place with wild abandon. "Ri-ding bikes, ta-king hikes...". Afterwards I feel nauseous like I ate a huge mixing bowl of lucky charms.
I went to drugstore.com initally so I could buy unmentionables without the red face. Now I get all my drugstore type products here. There hasn't been one time when I didn't get some kind of free item. So what if I don't want it, the point is, I feel like I beat the system! Who wants to go to the drugstore and be coughed on while outside your car is being ticketed. Screw that mumbo jumbo.
Apr 17, 2000
Apr 15, 2000
The great Carreras was great. Seven encores, that was the best part. Note to the guy who sat behind me: easy on the cologne. Note to the guy who sat in front of me: if you're gonna have an eyebrow ring, at least wear a nice shirt. Seats were great for hearing Joes's crazy pipes but woulda been better to be closer and see more facial expression. Next time.
Apr 14, 2000
Apr 13, 2000
Tomorrow is Jose Day 2000. We're gonna go listen to Jose Carreras in concert at the BSO. Livia is so excited. I hope the seats I bought online aren't totally bunk. They should be okay 'cause I ordered *best available*. Hopefully not, *Best available out of the crappiest seats*. We'll see.
I just checked my yahoo to see what shows were on tonight. I clicked on Friends to see if It was a rerun and it said *bad pi*. Frasier said *bad pi* too. That is when the steel trap I call my mind snapped tight and I realized it must be a yahoo screw up. Funny, because when I saw that a few weeks ago for Farscape I actually watched the show, the whole time thinking, *Why is this show called bad pi? It has nothing to do with math?* Don't mess with me, I'm quick!
Apr 12, 2000
Mozart block at 9 o'clock. Do I listen to it because I like the music or because it rhymes and I like it when the lady says *This is the Mozart block at 9 o'clock* Actually I listen to it because the CD player is busted. But that's okay, I'll listen to Mozart and it will make me smaahht. She just said it!
Apr 11, 2000
Jeeeez. I straightened out the ticket situation, but what a pain! The lady I talked to just did not want to clear it up. She wanted me to go through all kinds of tribulations first. I just asked the same thing politely five times with subtle variations and pretended that it was her great idea. That worked. Weird.
Apr 10, 2000
Gotta call about that ticket today. What's the deal with this new show Falcone? It's on every night. I watched some of the first one and a guy said he was gonna go to miami for 2-3 days and score five thousand bucks. Wouldn't it cost twice that much to have FBI guys surveil this guy? Just let him steal the five grand, you just saved $10,000!
Apr 9, 2000
Finishing up watching x files. Gillian Anderson directed. She played alot with sound, motion, and sexuality. *Maybe sometimes nothing happens for a reason Mulder*. Funky music and Fox was gonna make a move at the end but Scully passed out. Cool Aztec blanket and the tiny buddah head sees all. The end. Weird. I'm into it!
Apr 8, 2000
Apr 7, 2000
I guess I didn't make up that expression. My girlfriend just told me that it is an actual expression. I just thought I made it up. So I'll make up a new one... "Don't poke an angry dinosaur.". That's a new expression that sounds like an old one! You can use it if you want but you gotta pay me two cents.