Dec 11, 2000

The shuttle needs to land sooner rather than later because of a diminishing supply of "lye." I wouldn't have thought that lye was such an essential ingredient in space travel but I also thought that pulleys, cables, and hooks were merely archaic devices used during ancient Roman days, the Gold Rush, and the Civil War. This is heartening news though. If I can just get hold of some burnt wood, a coat hanger, and a bottle of Grade-A ammonia, I may be able to survive on the moon!

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