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Nov 1, 2000
The other day I woke up too early so I watched a show about bear maulings. A scientist had survived and was describing how he could hear the bear eating his leg. The bear was totally uninterested in anything covered by fleece. Officials shot the bear and figured out later that he was starving to death because he had grown up eating from a recently closed dump. Good to know about the fleece though. Gotta get some fleece pants so I can be impervious to bear attacks!