I've said it before and there's no shame in saying it again. It's fun to make up fake band names. For example: Ricky Lime and the Swizelsticks, Rudy Kulhaywick and the Anteaters, Lotta Lemmon and her Lolly Pops. There's no need for them to be clever or funny. Here's a realistic sounding one: William Ash and His Fancy Five. See? Nothing extraordinary, just your standard fake band name. For extra fun, do the band AND the place: Wishfull Wayne and the Washtubs Live at Spuds and Suds - This Friday Only. Hours of diversion. Several hours, no need to be bored.