Internet guy who believes in the triumph of humanity with a little help from technology. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Oct 22, 2000
I stopped into a little bodega last night to get some cash. The cat next to the ATM was a duplicate of Livia's parents cat and it looked at me like it expected me to hook it up with some cash when I was done. Then this lady stumbled in and asked the cashier, "you got any charcoal". The cashier responded, "finest charcoal around". The lady slurred, "I don't need a whole bag, you got anything already open?" The cashier said, "yeah, come in back." Is charcoal slang for something? I stiffed the cat and cruised.